IS IT LIZARD WEEK?!!!!?!
holy, holy, holy.
in dedication to the behemothic number of lizards i've seen this week(!!!), this week shall be LIZARD WEEK.
lizard to my left, lizard to my right, lizard on the wall, lizard on the floor!! lizards lizards everywhere!!!!! i pray for the 2 DEAD ONES THAT I'VE WITNESSED. boohoohoo. i pray for you lizards that you may attain nirvana and rissssseee to lizard heaven!! may grace and peace be with you.
where have all the lizards gone? long time paaassing... where have all the lizards gone.. long time agoooooo.. where have all the lizards gone.. GONE TO MY HOUSE, EVERY ONE. WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN WHEN WILL THEY EVER LEARN..... AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! i hereby proclaim that a LIZARD MURDERER IS AT LARGE IN MY HOUSE!! AHHHHH i highly suspect that it's meowmeow actually. but.. nevermind. a friend of mine shall never come under law, but under grace MUAHAHAHA. ROUND UP THE SUSPECTS AND BRING THEM TO THE LIZARD KING!!!!!!
magnanimity from the lizard king i beg! i have not slaughtered your brethren, but they have been brought before me!! a massacre!! an injustice!!!!! a cry for MEEEEEERRRCYYYYYYY!!! JUSTICE SHALL BE DONE!!!!!!
ok enough of the drama. here's how the story goes. i was walking down the stairs last FRIDAY, and lo and behold!! a dead lizard (full body but with no more skin(!!!!)) was under the chair, half rotten. i screamed la and then the maid came to sweep it away. meowmeow was nearby. hence my suspicion that it was his doing. .. then on MONDAY, i was walking down the stairs and lo lo and behold. a lizard was on the wall next to me!!!! ahhhhhhh!! then on MONDAY NIGHT, as i was walking to the kitchen, 2 lizards were FIGHTING ON THE CEILING!!! AHHHHHHH and then a few more random lizards here and there the next few days.. and just now, when i was walking towards the toilet, i spotted HALF A LIZARD ON THE FLOOR OF THE BALCONY!!! AHHHHH!!!!!! THERE WAS STILL BLOOD ON THE SEVERED END!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH AND AND IT WAS ROTTING AND STUFF AND THERE WERE ANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yep so in total about 10 lizards this week. my Jesus man. save them Jesus save those poor souls!!!! maybe they mistook me for the lizard princess or what i've no idea why so many lizards came into my vision this week. sorry man i no lizard princess i SHeeEEeeeP princess man!!
so, anyway, lizard week it is!!!
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